Random thoughts from the dr office!

As I wait to get my cortisone shots in each knee, random thoughts come to my mind! Thought I would share them while I pass the time. 1. If women say more words than men in a day, why do I see so many men on cell phones? 2. What exactly does " dead as a door nail " phrase mean? Was the door nail once a living thing? 3. When it is so hot outside, why do people forget their deodorant and then stand in line to share their B O aroma? 4. Why's a shoe called a shoe? Guess what old B & W that is from? 5. Wonder why people call my home phone and ask, when I answer, are you home? 6. How many FINAL courtesy calls am I gonna receive about lowering my credit card interest rates when I pay off the balance every month? 7. I really get offended by Landscaping companies or individuals who leave a flyer on my door to mow our lawn! We do our own lawn and it looks really good! Larry works hard to make it look beautiful! 8. At a drive thru: when I order my tea and say: " that's all", why do they ask, "anything else ?" 9. If Apple products are so good, why can't you use ADOBE flash on anything? 10. Because I am OCD, I have to have a 10th thought! That is my number 10 item! Haha ENJOY YOUR DAY!