Sunday, July 20, 2014

Traffic directions re defined

It has been over a year since I posted.  So.  Here's what is on my mind today. 

I think I have new definitions for how drivers interpret traffic directions.  This list is by no means official and is certainly up for debate.  These are just a few that I have come up with from my observing other drivers. 

STOP SIGNS should be renamed :  ROLL SIGNS. 

YIELD should be renamed:  GO FOR IT!  

MERGE:  Ready or not , here I come!  

Red light means RUN IT

Yellow light means SPEED UP

Green light means :  Wait til the car behind you honks before you go!  

I don't drive this way but I sure do see a lot of fellow drivers who do.