It has been over a year since I posted.  So.  Here's what is on my mind today. 
I think I have new definitions for how drivers interpret traffic directions.  This list is by no means official and is certainly up for debate.  These are just a few that I have come up with from my observing other drivers. 
STOP SIGNS should be renamed :  ROLL SIGNS. 
YIELD should be renamed:  GO FOR IT!  
MERGE:  Ready or not , here I come!  
Red light means RUN IT
Yellow light means SPEED UP
Green light means :  Wait til the car behind you honks before you go!  
I don't drive this way but I sure do see a lot of fellow drivers who do. 
