It has been over a year since I posted. So. Here's what is on my mind today.
I think I have new definitions for how drivers interpret traffic directions. This list is by no means official and is certainly up for debate. These are just a few that I have come up with from my observing other drivers.
STOP SIGNS should be renamed : ROLL SIGNS.
YIELD should be renamed: GO FOR IT!
MERGE: Ready or not , here I come!
Red light means RUN IT
Yellow light means SPEED UP
Green light means : Wait til the car behind you honks before you go!
I don't drive this way but I sure do see a lot of fellow drivers who do.